Item 1
I am walking in a forest and ask God: "Do you know if I catch tick bites walking in this woods"?
No, My son.
Later on I have to pluck eight ticks from my legs. The ticks were all searching for a nice biting spot.
I say to God: 'You have said I wouldn’t catch tick bites?"
You have asked Me about tick bites, not about ticks, and the risk of bites I have forseen.
Oh, that’s indeed what I have asked, I am sorry, thank You.
My blessings to you
Item 2
I'm in the showerand talking to God. At some point I want to hurry up and dry myself and say:
" Well, I am going on."
This is funny.
What is funny?
A creature cutting off his Creator.
Oh how awful, I am sorry God, I'm such a jerk sometimes.
It is okay, We do have humour here above, We are quite used to it. Do not worry.
My blessings to you.
My blessings to you all
